I’m tired of being a second choice for everyone. 

ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

(Source: kanyewesticle)

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)