sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

telvi1:

Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that pussy 

(Source: bewbin)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(Source: unlawfully)

"Your name still breaks my heart."

phobias:

mondays

(Source: sleepyblob)